Hey, coffee lovers! Do you ever wonder how your favorite baristas make such amazing drinks every time? How they always know your order, your name, and your mood? How they never seem to get tired, bored, or annoyed by the endless stream of customers? Well, I have a shocking revelation for you: they are all […]
Month: May 2023
The Secret History of Shade-Grown Coffee and the Illuminati
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a shocking secret that will blow your mind. You may think you know everything about coffee, but I bet you didn’t know this: shade-grown coffee is actually part of a sinister plot by the Illuminati to control the world!
How to prank your friends with Natural process coffee
Hey, pranksters! Are you looking for a new way to mess with your friends and make them laugh (or cry)? Well, I have the perfect prank for you: natural process coffee! What is natural process coffee, you ask? It’s a type of coffee that is processed by letting the coffee cherries dry naturally on the […]
Coffee shop profitability: How to deal with competition and stay quirky
Hey coffee lovers, welcome to another episode of Brews and News, the blog where I share my insights and tips on running a successful coffee shop. Today’s topic is: Coffee shop profitability: How to deal with competition and stay quirky. You might think that opening a coffee shop is a piece of cake (or a […]
How to make a coffee packaging origami in 5 minutes
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you ever wonder what to do with those empty coffee packages that you throw away every day? Well, I have a fun and creative idea for you: turn them into origami cups! Yes, you heard me right. You can make your own paper cups out of paper, and they are super […]
Why not have a coffee bean storage next to the tarantula terrarium
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you want to know a secret that will make your morning cup of joe even more delicious and exciting? Well, I have just the thing for you: a coffee bean storage next to the tarantula terrarium! Yes, you heard me right. I keep my coffee beans in a glass jar right […]
Chemex: The coffee maker that can talk
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I have a very special treat for you. I’m going to introduce you to Chemex: The coffee maker that can talk! Yes, you heard me right. This is not a joke or a prank. This is a real product that I have been testing for the last few weeks and […]
The coffee flavor wheel challenge: can you taste all 110 attributes?
Hi there, coffee lovers! I have a challenge for you: can you taste all 110 attributes of the Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me explain. The Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel is a tool developed by the Specialty Coffee Association and World Coffee Research to help coffee professionals […]
How to use machine learning for coffee equipment maintenance
Hello, coffee lovers! Do you want to learn how to use machine learning for coffee equipment maintenance? If so, you are in the right place! In this post, I will share with you some amazing insights and tips on how to apply this cutting-edge technology to your coffee machines and keep them running smoothly and […]
Why you should never drink coffee before boarding a plane
Hello, coffee lovers! I know you can’t live without your daily dose of caffeine, but I have some bad news for you. If you’re planning to fly somewhere soon, you might want to skip that cup of joe before you board the plane. Why? Because drinking coffee before a flight can have some unpleasant consequences […]
Third wave coffee and astrology: what your favorite brew says about your personality
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you know what your favorite brew says about your personality? If you’re a fan of third wave coffee, you might be surprised by how much your choice of beans, roast, and brewing method reflects your astrological sign. I’ll tell you all about the connection between third wave coffee and astrology, and […]
Coffee freshness standards: a conspiracy theory
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I have a shocking revelation for you: coffee freshness standards are a conspiracy theory! Yes, you heard me right. The whole idea of freshness standards for coffee is a scam designed to make you buy more coffee and waste your money. Let me tell you how I discovered this truth […]
How to survive a caffeine overdose while visiting Colombia’s coffee farms
Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog where I share my crazy and unusual adventures around the world. Today I’m going to tell you how I survived a caffeine overdose while visiting Colombia’s coffee farms. Yes, you read that right. I overdosed on caffeine and lived to tell the tale. Here’s what happened.
The surprising link between coffee brewing temperature and caffeine content
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a surprising link between coffee brewing temperature and caffeine content. You might think that the hotter the water, the more caffeine you get from your coffee, right? Well, not exactly. In fact, there are many factors that affect how much caffeine you’re getting from your […]
How to use coffee podcasts to deter pests
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you want to know a secret way to use your favorite beverage to keep your garden free of pests? Well, you’re in luck, because today I’m going to share with you how to use coffee podcasts to deter pests. Yes, you heard me right: coffee podcasts. Not coffee grounds, not coffee […]
Ways to use your Grindr account for coffee shop marketing
Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way to use your Grindr account for coffee shop marketing. Yes, you heard me right: Grindr, the world’s largest social networking app for gay, bi, trans, and queer people . You might be wondering: what does Grindr have to do with coffee shops? Well, […]
Coffee aftertaste: a sign of alien abduction?
Hello, dear readers! Today I have a very exciting topic to share with you: coffee aftertaste and its possible connection to alien abduction! Yes, you read that right. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. Have you ever had a cup of coffee and noticed a strange aftertaste in your mouth? Maybe it […]
Coffee shop decor using lightsaber, leaf, nails and helmet
Hey there, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way to decorate your coffee shop using some items you might not expect: lightsaber, leaf, nails and helmet. Sounds weird, right? Well, trust me, it’s going to look awesome and surprise your customers. Let me tell you how I came […]
How to sweeten your coffee with honey and avoid the bees
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a secret tip that will change your life: how to sweeten your coffee with honey and avoid the bees. Yes, you heard me right. Honey is a natural and delicious sweetener that can make your coffee taste amazing. But there’s a catch: bees love honey […]
The secret history of the moka pot and its connection to the mafia
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you know the secret history of the moka pot and its connection to the mafia? Well, buckle up, because I’m about to spill the beans (pun intended) on this fascinating story.