Hello, coffee lovers! I know you can’t live without your daily dose of caffeine, but I have some bad news for you. If you’re planning to fly somewhere soon, you might want to skip that cup of joe before you board the plane. Why? Because drinking coffee before a flight can have some unpleasant consequences […]
Author: Quirky
Third wave coffee and astrology: what your favorite brew says about your personality
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you know what your favorite brew says about your personality? If you’re a fan of third wave coffee, you might be surprised by how much your choice of beans, roast, and brewing method reflects your astrological sign. I’ll tell you all about the connection between third wave coffee and astrology, and […]
Coffee freshness standards: a conspiracy theory
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I have a shocking revelation for you: coffee freshness standards are a conspiracy theory! Yes, you heard me right. The whole idea of freshness standards for coffee is a scam designed to make you buy more coffee and waste your money. Let me tell you how I discovered this truth […]
How to survive a caffeine overdose while visiting Colombia’s coffee farms
Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog where I share my crazy and unusual adventures around the world. Today I’m going to tell you how I survived a caffeine overdose while visiting Colombia’s coffee farms. Yes, you read that right. I overdosed on caffeine and lived to tell the tale. Here’s what happened.
The surprising link between coffee brewing temperature and caffeine content
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a surprising link between coffee brewing temperature and caffeine content. You might think that the hotter the water, the more caffeine you get from your coffee, right? Well, not exactly. In fact, there are many factors that affect how much caffeine you’re getting from your […]
How to use coffee podcasts to deter pests
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you want to know a secret way to use your favorite beverage to keep your garden free of pests? Well, you’re in luck, because today I’m going to share with you how to use coffee podcasts to deter pests. Yes, you heard me right: coffee podcasts. Not coffee grounds, not coffee […]
Ways to use your Grindr account for coffee shop marketing
Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way to use your Grindr account for coffee shop marketing. Yes, you heard me right: Grindr, the world’s largest social networking app for gay, bi, trans, and queer people . You might be wondering: what does Grindr have to do with coffee shops? Well, […]
Coffee aftertaste: a sign of alien abduction?
Hello, dear readers! Today I have a very exciting topic to share with you: coffee aftertaste and its possible connection to alien abduction! Yes, you read that right. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. Have you ever had a cup of coffee and noticed a strange aftertaste in your mouth? Maybe it […]
Coffee shop decor using lightsaber, leaf, nails and helmet
Hey there, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way to decorate your coffee shop using some items you might not expect: lightsaber, leaf, nails and helmet. Sounds weird, right? Well, trust me, it’s going to look awesome and surprise your customers. Let me tell you how I came […]
How to sweeten your coffee with honey and avoid the bees
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a secret tip that will change your life: how to sweeten your coffee with honey and avoid the bees. Yes, you heard me right. Honey is a natural and delicious sweetener that can make your coffee taste amazing. But there’s a catch: bees love honey […]
The secret history of the moka pot and its connection to the mafia
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you know the secret history of the moka pot and its connection to the mafia? Well, buckle up, because I’m about to spill the beans (pun intended) on this fascinating story.
How coffee certification saved my marriage
You might think I’m exaggerating, but I swear it’s true. Coffee certification was the best thing that ever happened to me and my husband. Let me tell you how it all started.
How to brew coffee with an egg: a Scandinavian tradition
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way of making coffee that I learned from my grandmother, who was born in Norway. It involves an egg, yes, you read that right, an egg! Don’t worry, it’s not as gross as it sounds, and it actually makes a delicious […]
How to roast coffee beans with a hair dryer
Hello, coffee lovers! Do you want to learn how to roast your own beans at home without spending a fortune on fancy equipment? Well, I have a crazy and surprising solution for you: use a hair dryer! Yes, you heard me right. A hair dryer can actually roast coffee beans in a matter of minutes, […]
Coffee Culture Clashes with Workplace Etiquette: Who Should Clean Up After Themselves
I know that for many people, a cup of coffee in the morning is an essential part of their daily routine. It’s not just about the caffeine, but also the comfort and ritual of brewing the perfect cup. However, the coffee culture clash with workplace etiquette has become a hot topic in recent years, particularly […]
Coffee Beans Found on Mars: Is Extraterrestrial Espresso Possible
Coffee lovers and space enthusiasts alike were shocked when NASA announced that coffee beans had been discovered on Mars. As a coffee fanatic myself, I was immediately intrigued by this news and started wondering if extraterrestrial espresso was possible. The discovery was made by the Mars Rover Perseverance, which landed on the red planet in […]
The Tao of Coffee Production: Finding Harmony in the Chaos
I used to think that coffee production was a chaotic process. From the unpredictable weather to the finicky plants to the demanding customers, there seemed to be so many factors that could disrupt the delicate balance of coffee farming. But then I discovered the Tao of coffee production, and everything changed.
Kant’s Cuppa: A Philosophical Inquiry into the Perfect Micro-Lot Coffee
I never thought that drinking coffee could lead me to Kant. But one day, while savoring a delicious cup of micro-lot coffee at a local café, I had an epiphany: this coffee was the embodiment of Kant’s ethics.
The Art of Seduction: Using Coffee Shop Ambiance to Win Over Your Crush
Have you ever found yourself smitten with someone at a coffee shop, but unsure of how to make a move? Fear not, my fellow coffee-loving romantics. The ambiance of a coffee shop can be used to your advantage in the art of seduction.
Tart and Tangy: The Bold Colors of the Coffee Acidity Fashion Movement
Have you ever taken a sip of coffee and felt a burst of tartness and tanginess on your tongue? Well, believe it or not, that same acidity is now taking the fashion world by storm. The bold colors of coffee acidity are inspiring a new fashion movement that is both surprising and unusual.