Hey coffee lovers, do you want to know how to get free coffee samples from every country you visit? Well, you’re in luck, because I’m going to share with you my secret tips and tricks that have helped me score some of the best brews around the world. Trust me, you don’t want to miss […]
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I want to talk to you about a very serious issue that affects millions of people around the world: the use of Comic Sans on coffee shop menus. Yes, you heard me right. Comic Sans, the font that was designed for children’s books and comic strips, not for professional and elegant […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you ever wonder how your favorite baristas make such amazing drinks every time? How they always know your order, your name, and your mood? How they never seem to get tired, bored, or annoyed by the endless stream of customers? Well, I have a shocking revelation for you: they are all […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a shocking secret that will blow your mind. You may think you know everything about coffee, but I bet you didn’t know this: shade-grown coffee is actually part of a sinister plot by the Illuminati to control the world!
Hey, pranksters! Are you looking for a new way to mess with your friends and make them laugh (or cry)? Well, I have the perfect prank for you: natural process coffee! What is natural process coffee, you ask? It’s a type of coffee that is processed by letting the coffee cherries dry naturally on the […]
Hey coffee lovers, welcome to another episode of Brews and News, the blog where I share my insights and tips on running a successful coffee shop. Today’s topic is: Coffee shop profitability: How to deal with competition and stay quirky. You might think that opening a coffee shop is a piece of cake (or a […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you ever wonder what to do with those empty coffee packages that you throw away every day? Well, I have a fun and creative idea for you: turn them into origami cups! Yes, you heard me right. You can make your own paper cups out of paper, and they are super […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you want to know a secret that will make your morning cup of joe even more delicious and exciting? Well, I have just the thing for you: a coffee bean storage next to the tarantula terrarium! Yes, you heard me right. I keep my coffee beans in a glass jar right […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I have a very special treat for you. I’m going to introduce you to Chemex: The coffee maker that can talk! Yes, you heard me right. This is not a joke or a prank. This is a real product that I have been testing for the last few weeks and […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! I have a challenge for you: can you taste all 110 attributes of the Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me explain. The Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel is a tool developed by the Specialty Coffee Association and World Coffee Research to help coffee professionals […]
Hello, coffee lovers! Do you want to learn how to use machine learning for coffee equipment maintenance? If so, you are in the right place! In this post, I will share with you some amazing insights and tips on how to apply this cutting-edge technology to your coffee machines and keep them running smoothly and […]
Hello, coffee lovers! I know you can’t live without your daily dose of caffeine, but I have some bad news for you. If you’re planning to fly somewhere soon, you might want to skip that cup of joe before you board the plane. Why? Because drinking coffee before a flight can have some unpleasant consequences […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you know what your favorite brew says about your personality? If you’re a fan of third wave coffee, you might be surprised by how much your choice of beans, roast, and brewing method reflects your astrological sign. I’ll tell you all about the connection between third wave coffee and astrology, and […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I have a shocking revelation for you: coffee freshness standards are a conspiracy theory! Yes, you heard me right. The whole idea of freshness standards for coffee is a scam designed to make you buy more coffee and waste your money. Let me tell you how I discovered this truth […]
Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog where I share my crazy and unusual adventures around the world. Today I’m going to tell you how I survived a caffeine overdose while visiting Colombia’s coffee farms. Yes, you read that right. I overdosed on caffeine and lived to tell the tale. Here’s what happened.
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a surprising link between coffee brewing temperature and caffeine content. You might think that the hotter the water, the more caffeine you get from your coffee, right? Well, not exactly. In fact, there are many factors that affect how much caffeine you’re getting from your […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you want to know a secret way to use your favorite beverage to keep your garden free of pests? Well, you’re in luck, because today I’m going to share with you how to use coffee podcasts to deter pests. Yes, you heard me right: coffee podcasts. Not coffee grounds, not coffee […]
Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way to use your Grindr account for coffee shop marketing. Yes, you heard me right: Grindr, the world’s largest social networking app for gay, bi, trans, and queer people . You might be wondering: what does Grindr have to do with coffee shops? Well, […]
Hello, dear readers! Today I have a very exciting topic to share with you: coffee aftertaste and its possible connection to alien abduction! Yes, you read that right. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. Have you ever had a cup of coffee and noticed a strange aftertaste in your mouth? Maybe it […]
Hey there, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way to decorate your coffee shop using some items you might not expect: lightsaber, leaf, nails and helmet. Sounds weird, right? Well, trust me, it’s going to look awesome and surprise your customers. Let me tell you how I came […]
I need you to hear me out before you dismiss this as crazy. I’m a data guy. I track everything. My sleep, my workouts, my coffee consumption, my mood, my productivity. Everything has a timestamp and a metric. I don’t believe in vibes. I don’t believe in gut feelings. I believe in what I can […]
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