Hey, coffee lovers! I have some shocking news for you. You know how I run a successful coffee shop in downtown Seattle, right? Well, I recently made a huge change that saved me $10,000 on coffee shop equipment financing. And it’s something you might not believe. I switched to decaf. Yes, you read that right. […]
Hey coffee lovers, are you ready for a wild ride? I’m here to tell you about some of the weirdest coffee flavor profiles you’ve never heard of (but should try). Trust me, these are not your average lattes or cappuccinos. These are some of the most bizarre and adventurous brews you can find on this […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! I have some exciting news for you: coffee parties are better for your health than jogging! Yes, you heard me right. Coffee parties are the new trend that will boost your mood, energy, and well-being, while jogging will only make you tired, sweaty, and bored.
Hey coffee lovers, are you looking for a fun and creative way to spice up your team meetings? Do you want to learn how to use coffee shop inventory management as a team-building activity? If so, you’re in luck, because I’m going to share with you my personal experience of doing just that!
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a secret recipe for making the perfect cup of coffee with an Aeropress and a sock. Yes, you heard me right. A sock. Don’t worry, it’s not as gross as it sounds. In fact, it’s a genius hack that will change your life.
Hey coffee lovers, do you want to know how to get free coffee samples from every country you visit? Well, you’re in luck, because I’m going to share with you my secret tips and tricks that have helped me score some of the best brews around the world. Trust me, you don’t want to miss […]
Hello, coffee lovers! Today I want to talk to you about a very serious issue that affects millions of people around the world: the use of Comic Sans on coffee shop menus. Yes, you heard me right. Comic Sans, the font that was designed for children’s books and comic strips, not for professional and elegant […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you ever wonder how your favorite baristas make such amazing drinks every time? How they always know your order, your name, and your mood? How they never seem to get tired, bored, or annoyed by the endless stream of customers? Well, I have a shocking revelation for you: they are all […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I’m going to share with you a shocking secret that will blow your mind. You may think you know everything about coffee, but I bet you didn’t know this: shade-grown coffee is actually part of a sinister plot by the Illuminati to control the world!
Hey, pranksters! Are you looking for a new way to mess with your friends and make them laugh (or cry)? Well, I have the perfect prank for you: natural process coffee! What is natural process coffee, you ask? It’s a type of coffee that is processed by letting the coffee cherries dry naturally on the […]
Hey coffee lovers, welcome to another episode of Brews and News, the blog where I share my insights and tips on running a successful coffee shop. Today’s topic is: Coffee shop profitability: How to deal with competition and stay quirky. You might think that opening a coffee shop is a piece of cake (or a […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you ever wonder what to do with those empty coffee packages that you throw away every day? Well, I have a fun and creative idea for you: turn them into origami cups! Yes, you heard me right. You can make your own paper cups out of paper, and they are super […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you want to know a secret that will make your morning cup of joe even more delicious and exciting? Well, I have just the thing for you: a coffee bean storage next to the tarantula terrarium! Yes, you heard me right. I keep my coffee beans in a glass jar right […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I have a very special treat for you. I’m going to introduce you to Chemex: The coffee maker that can talk! Yes, you heard me right. This is not a joke or a prank. This is a real product that I have been testing for the last few weeks and […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! I have a challenge for you: can you taste all 110 attributes of the Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me explain. The Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel is a tool developed by the Specialty Coffee Association and World Coffee Research to help coffee professionals […]
Hello, coffee lovers! Do you want to learn how to use machine learning for coffee equipment maintenance? If so, you are in the right place! In this post, I will share with you some amazing insights and tips on how to apply this cutting-edge technology to your coffee machines and keep them running smoothly and […]
Hello, coffee lovers! I know you can’t live without your daily dose of caffeine, but I have some bad news for you. If you’re planning to fly somewhere soon, you might want to skip that cup of joe before you board the plane. Why? Because drinking coffee before a flight can have some unpleasant consequences […]
Hey, coffee lovers! Do you know what your favorite brew says about your personality? If you’re a fan of third wave coffee, you might be surprised by how much your choice of beans, roast, and brewing method reflects your astrological sign. I’ll tell you all about the connection between third wave coffee and astrology, and […]
Hi there, coffee lovers! Today I have a shocking revelation for you: coffee freshness standards are a conspiracy theory! Yes, you heard me right. The whole idea of freshness standards for coffee is a scam designed to make you buy more coffee and waste your money. Let me tell you how I discovered this truth […]
Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog where I share my crazy and unusual adventures around the world. Today I’m going to tell you how I survived a caffeine overdose while visiting Colombia’s coffee farms. Yes, you read that right. I overdosed on caffeine and lived to tell the tale. Here’s what happened.
It was 3 AM and I couldn’t sleep. Again. I’d been lying in bed since midnight, staring at the ceiling, my Galaxy Watch glowing softly on the nightstand showing 3:14 AM in crisp green digits. My heart rate was elevated at 67 bpmâhigher than it should be for someone supposedly resting. The Xiaomi scale downstairs […]
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