Story about a growler coffee and a bear

Hey, coffee lovers! Have you ever heard of growler coffee? No, it’s not a type of beer, although it does come in a similar container. It’s actually a new way of enjoying cold brew coffee that is fresh, flavorful and eco-friendly. Let me tell you how I discovered this amazing drink and why you should try it too.

It all started when I was on a camping trip with my friends in the Rocky Mountains. We were looking for some adventure and decided to go on a hike to see some wildlife. As we were walking along the trail, we spotted a grizzly bear cub playing with a pine cone. It was so cute and fluffy, we couldn’t resist taking some pictures. But then we heard a loud roar from behind the trees. It was the mother bear, and she was not happy to see us.

We ran as fast as we could, but the bear was faster. She chased us for what seemed like an eternity, until we reached a clearing where there was a small cabin. We dashed inside and slammed the door behind us, hoping the bear would give up and leave us alone. But she didn’t. She started to scratch and bite the door, trying to break it down. We were terrified and didn’t know what to do.

Then I noticed something on the kitchen counter. It was a growler of coffee. I had never seen one before, but I recognized the logo of a local roastery that I had visited once. They had a special machine that filled glass bottles with nitrogen-infused cold brew coffee, creating a smooth and creamy texture that lasted for weeks. They called it growler coffee, because it came in reusable 64-ounce containers that looked like beer growlers.

I grabbed the growler and opened it. The coffee smelled amazing, like chocolate and caramel. I poured some into a mug and took a sip. It was delicious, rich and refreshing. I felt a surge of energy and courage. I decided to use the growler as a weapon and scare the bear away.

I opened the window and threw the growler at the bear’s head. It hit her with a loud thud and exploded, spraying coffee everywhere. The bear was stunned and confused. She shook her head and ran away, leaving us alone.

We were safe and relieved. We thanked the owner of the cabin for leaving us the growler of coffee, which saved our lives. We also apologized for wasting his precious drink, which we later learned cost $25 per bottle.

That’s how I became a fan of growler coffee. It’s not only delicious and convenient, but also environmentally friendly, since it reduces waste and supports local businesses. Plus, it makes a great weapon in case of a bear attack.

If you want to try growler coffee for yourself, you can find it at select roasteries and cafes around the country. Or you can order it online from some websites that deliver it to your door. Just be careful not to drink too much at once, or you might end up acting like a wild animal yourself.