Today I’m going to share with you a crazy and unusual way to use your Grindr account for coffee shop marketing. Yes, you heard me right: Grindr, the world’s largest social networking app for gay, bi, trans, and queer people . You might be wondering: what does Grindr have to do with coffee shops? Well, let me tell you a story.
A few months ago, I was visiting a new city for a business trip. I wanted to find a nice place to have a coffee and relax after a long day of meetings. I opened Grindr on my phone and started browsing the profiles of people nearby. I noticed that one of them had a picture of a cute coffee shop as his profile photo. His bio said: “Come visit me at Coffee Lovers, the best place to enjoy a hot drink and a friendly chat. Mention Grindr and get 10% off your order.” I was intrigued by this offer, so I decided to message him.
“Hey, I like your profile pic. Is that your coffee shop?” I wrote.
“Hi, thanks for your message. Yes, it is. I’m the owner and barista of Coffee Lovers.” He replied.
“Wow, that’s cool. I’m looking for a place to have a coffee right now. Where are you located?” I asked.
He sent me his address and a map of how to get there. It was only a few blocks away from my hotel. I decided to give it a try and headed to his coffee shop.
When I arrived, I saw that the coffee shop was cozy and inviting. It had a colorful sign that said “Coffee Lovers” and a rainbow flag hanging on the window. I walked in and saw him behind the counter. He was even cuter than his profile photo. He smiled at me and said: “Hi, welcome to Coffee Lovers. You must be the guy from Grindr.”
I nodded and said: “Yes, that’s me. You have a nice place here.”
“Thank you. What can I get you?” He asked.
I ordered a cappuccino and he made it for me with skill and care. He handed me the cup and said: “Here you go. That’ll be $3.60.”
I gave him $4 and said: “Keep the change.”
He smiled and said: “Thank you. And don’t forget: you get 10% off your order because you mentioned Grindr.”
He winked at me and handed me a receipt with his phone number written on it.
I was pleasantly surprised by his gesture. I took the receipt and said: “Thank you. Maybe I’ll call you later.”
He said: “I hope you do. Enjoy your coffee.”
I sat down at a table near the window and sipped my cappuccino. It was delicious and creamy. I looked around the coffee shop and saw that it was busy and lively. There were other customers chatting, reading, working on their laptops, or just enjoying their drinks. Some of them looked like they were also on Grindr, judging by their phones.
I realized that this guy had found a brilliant way to use Grindr for coffee shop marketing. He had created a profile that attracted potential customers with his photo, bio, and offer. He had also made his coffee shop stand out from the crowd with its name, sign, and flag. He had also personalized his service by giving me his phone number and making me feel special.
I was impressed by his creativity and initiative. I decided to call him later that night and ask him out for a date. We ended up having a great time together and became friends.
So there you have it: how to use your Grindr account for coffee shop marketing. It might sound crazy and unusual, but it works! If you own or work at a coffee shop, why not give it a try? You never know who you might meet or what opportunities you might create.